Me: You!
God: That was the worst PJ I have ever heard!
Me: So, Aren't you in the sky? Have you shifted elsewhere?
God: Of course not. I was never in the sky! I live in you. I live in your friends. I live in whatever you have seen and are going to see in your life.
Me: So you are within me. Aren't you talking about soul and that sort of stuff?
God: Even I didn't know about soul! It is some philosopher's creation. There is nothing like soul. Have you ever seen energy?
Me: Never. But I can feel it.
God: Have you observed that when you are happy you feel energetic?
Me: yapp.
God: Have you noticed that energy dwells in your body as long as you live?
Me: yes.
God: So when you die, it is not soul, but energy which leaves your body!
Me: Are you energy?
God: You may say.
Me: What do you mean by I may say? Who are you exactly?
God: Do not be so impatient. Let the conversation flow as it is.
Me: Ok. But when we are sick, our energy level goes down! What happens in that case?
God: Mostly, sickness is self-imposed or created by your mind. You must have heard about Bathini brothers based-in Hyderabad, who cure Asthma by suggesting you to swallow live fish ! It is surprise for you that he has cured hundreds of patients, but not for me. Your mind trusts them because it knows that they have successfully cured many people. Mind is everything, my son. You are your mind. A person without mind is nothing! Mind is a very dangerous tool. If it is under your control then, it will make you successful. If it is out of control, It will destroy you. I have programmed your mind in that way.
Me: Don't you believe in science?
God: Hahaha... I was waiting for that question. See son, Science is a book. You know that average lifespan of a human being is seventy years. It is written there in the book of science. But who decided that lifespan? It is written in the book of science that a star lives for average 10 billion years. But, who decided that lifespan? You know all those laws, which are already there in the book of science. You people are actually exploring the science, not creating it. But, you must wonder about the creator of all those laws. I have written the book of science. You humans are just leafing through the book.
Me: But, religious books say something else.
God: I hate religious books. I have never written them. Even I have never read those book. Because I never created any of the religion.
Me: Who were Ram, Krishna, Jesus, Allah, Buddha and Mahavira?
God: They were not gods. They were true saints. They were the humans who intended to transform the way humans live. But they all miserably failed. They told you to have faith in me, but you all are madly worshiping idols and visiting temples, mosques, churches. You will find nothing there. Religions have become a profitable business.
Me: How am I supposed to live my life according to you?
God: That is where problem arises. You are asking others how to live. Find your own way. What is written in all the scriptures is not my decree. I am not here to guide humans. You people are like autonomous robots, of course better ones. You are not remote-controlled.
Me: Narsimha and Meera claimed that they had met Krishna. Were they wrong?
God: Hahaha.. Have you watched 'Lage raho munnabhai'? In that movie, Munna reads about Gandhi for three whole days without enough sleep and what happens? He ended up seeing Gandhi in front of him, which was illusion only. Some chemicals in his brain didn't serve properly after continuously reading about one person without enough sleep. While, Narsimha and Meera spent more than half life in devotion of Krishna, now you got it?
Me: oh! Now tell me who you are?
God: I am nothing. I am zero.
Me: Huhh? I didn't get it.
God: You will never get it. You have to reject all the conventional perceptions about me in order to get it. But, I can make it a little easier for you. Have you ever met a newly born child?
Me: Many times.
God: What does he know?
Me: He knows nothing.
God: It means he is zero! He is nothing. He even does not know that he is a human. He holds fraction of me. He is not egoistic. He doesn't care what you think. He would slap you if you behave wrongly. He is not foxy. But to his misfortune, He is brought up by the people, who lost me a long back! You spoil him and make him like you!
Me: I got you.
God: No. You still don't know me. You are using your logic to understand me. But, logic does not work everywhere. You must be knowing that logic doesn't work at nano-level. You also know that logic doesn't work in astrophysics. They have their own set of laws. Logic is only limited to earth,son.
Me: Ok, I will try my best to understand you.
God: It is not hard to understand me. Just do what you love and that will not be less than any kind of worship. Never hurt Humanity.
Me: Fine. Being a science-lover, I want to ask you a question.
God: Yes..
Me: Is there life on any other planet?
God: The answer is there in the book of science. You are turning over the pages. I am not done with writing. Every answer will lead to a question. That's what science is all about. You are asking an author to reveal the climax of his book. Better you turn the page and find the answer! Good bye human!
